Posted on July 08-11, 1998 on WoT Alliance BBS
Category: WoT Alternate Reality

Jhenneth Again

A shudder rumbled from the depths of Shayol Ghul. Suddenly a burst of lava and sounds of souls in lasting torment issued from the crack near the mouth of Thakan'dar.
"FREE!!! I AM FREE ONCE MORE!!" The foul and everlasting Beast, Jhenneth, the Ravager, the High and True Senechal of the Dark was now ready. "At long last, as my Master too knew, Your little bitch has flown the coop and left you all defenseless! Now, I, the true Servant and Nae'Blis of the Great Lord, have come to set this right against the wrong you all claiming of the Dark have purportated on us!
Be warned! For now I will bring hordes and the unmittigated might of the Great Lord on You all, traitors and those Lighted-blinded fool that think we will be swayed! I, Jhenneth, Lord of Shayol Ghul, do hear by promise to cut them down like the dogs they are. Their bodies and their blood will floo like endless rivers. This I swear!"

The beast eyes blazed with their hideous and unnatural green, ready to strike down all that would stand against him. "You have all been warned. Now you will all feel the price for betraying the Great Lord and his cause!"

Jhenneth, the Ravager and Bringer of Doom on the traitorious.


You know, I've always wondered whether Trollocs could be taught to dance. Since there's no Trollocs around, why don't we start with this Jhenneth thing? It's quite easy really - a few flows of Fire (flames burst out from beneath Jhenneth's feet, causing him to jump sideways). And repeat it (Jhenneth jumps the other way). See? Oh, he needs practice, but with a little coaching... Maybe we should throw a party, with The Incredible Dancing Jhenneth as the main entertainment?

Sundara, Great Mistress of the Dark in Ariella's absence


Yes! I stand ready to destroy the infidels! Lead us, Great Beast of the Lord of the Night! Lead us and shape us! I, Spawn, stand by you and my sword and powers ready to rededicate my mind, body and soul totally to the Great Lord, the one know to all as STRAWN! All hail him and his creations! All hail the true aspect of Shai'tan and his mouthpiece! Death to the traitors and to our enemies!

Spawn, able servant of the Dark and STRAWN!!


Ah, another dancing pupil!

Sundara


A shudder rumbled from the depths of Shayol Ghul. Suddenly a burst of lava and sounds of souls in lasting torment issued from the crack near the mouth of Thakan'dar.

How - trite.

"FREE!!! I AM FREE ONCE MORE!!" The foul and everlasting Beast, Jhenneth, the Ravager, the High and True Senechal of the Dark

Seneschal. Although (wrinkles her sensitive nose) 'foul' is the right word.

was now ready. "At long last, as my Master too knew, Your little bitch has flown the coop and left you all defenseless!

You seem to have a problem with mixed metaphors? I never yet came across a bitch kept in a coop.

Now, I, the true Servant and Nae'Blis of the Great Lord, have come to set this right against the wrong you all claiming of the Dark have purportated on us!

That would be 'purported'?

Be warned! For now I will bring hordes and the unmittigated

Unmitigated. Only two 't's.

might of the Great Lord on You all,

On You all? Capitalized pronouns are only used for divinities, Jhenneth-beast. No doubt you were subconsciously aware of our immense superiority to yourself when making your remark.

traitors and those Lighted-blinded fool

Light-blinded, and fools. There are more than one. Unfortunately.

that think we will be swayed!

And who would 'we' be?

I, Jhenneth, Lord of Shayol Ghul, do hear by

Hereby.

promise to cut them down like the dogs they are. Their bodies and their blood will floo

Floo? How does something floo? I floo, you floo, he/she/it floos - perhaps you'd care to supply a definition?

like endless rivers. This I swear!"
The beast eyes blazed with their hideous and unnatural green, ready to strike down all that would stand against him.

I doubt anyone was planning to stand against you, Jhenneth-beast. I think they had more in mind standing on you.

"You have all been warned. Now you will all feel the price for betraying the Great Lord and his cause!"

(yawns and starts washing her face) Really, I don't think I can feel any fear of a creature who, it seems, can't even plan a coherent sentence, let alone a battle. Perhaps one of you would care to deal with him? I have better things to do.

Jhenneth, the Ravager and Bringer of Doom on the traitorious.

The Black Cat sharpens her claws, idly noting that ripping apart someone's spelling and grammar is even more entertaining than ripping out their throat, and much less messier.

~The Black Cat


Jhenneth had never seen such impudence! This...creature, thought the Beast was bluffing!
Summon on the might of the Great Lord, Jhennneth grew rapidly in size and stature. "SO, MY PRESUMPTOUS LITTLE CAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT THE BEAST, THE DESTROYER OF WORLD? I, HOW BROUGHT ABOUT THE CLEASINGS OF CITIES AND EMPIRES? YOU ARE NOTHING!
I AM JHENNETH!" With a mighty roar that shook the heaven and the stars to dim in fear, the Beast grabbed the vexatious feline and threw it in the depths of the fiery pits from which Jhenneth had arisen. "THUS IS THE FATE OF ALL THAT TRIFLE WITH JHENNETH, LORD OF SHAYOL GHUL AND NAE'BLIS!"

Jhenneth


Please note, oh Destroyer of the World, that nothing but cuendillar stands up to balefire. And you, my friend, are NOT made of cuendillar!

Moiraine


Jhenneth had never seen such impudence! This...creature, thought the Beast was bluffing!

Take out the comma, put a exclaimation point or something in it's place to be more effective.

Summon on the might of the Great Lord,

Drawing on, not Summon on

Jhennneth grew rapidly in size and stature. "SO, MY PRESUMPTOUS LITTLE CAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT THE BEAST, THE DESTROYER OF WORLD?
I, HOW BROUGHT ABOUT THE CLEASINGS OF CITIES AND EMPIRES? YOU ARE NOTHING!

Who. Cleansing. And, isn't it only your master who uses all caps?

"I AM JHENNETH!" With a mighty roar that shook the heaven

heavens.

and the stars to dim in fear, the Beast grabbed the vexatious feline and threw it in the depths of the fiery pits from which Jhenneth had arisen. "THUS IS THE FATE OF ALL THAT TRIFLE WITH JHENNETH, LORD OF SHAYOL GHUL AND NAE'BLIS!"

and -caused- the stars... Need a cause in there. Vexatious, now there's a million-dollar word.

Really, if you're going to write this drivel, do it right, or I won't be able to stop laughing long enough to correct you next time. (shakes his head in sadness) You really need to work on your storytelling skills, too. This is so BORING. Get some plot twists, some action. All I see is a bunch of blather.

Daylorn, who can't stand a crude demon, thus can't stand any of them.


Unfortunately, Jhenneth-beast, cats have more than one life.

~The Black Cat



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